Every season brings a new holiday, and with every holiday, *GBB* brings a new addition to the SEASONAL BEATLES. For Halloween, we featured the Scaredy Beatles and now its Christmas time. I now give Santa the platform.
Hallo and merry Christmas. This is Santa Klaus speaking, up here in Germa- I mean, the North Pole. I've come to talk to you all about a very important matter. My publicity. Let Santa explain something to you all. Ever since Santa's friend, Astrid met Stuart Sutcliffe and they fell in love, people have been recognizing Astrid as a goddess. Oh, look at Astrid's wonderful photography, oh look at how beautiful Astrid is, oh ASTRID ASTRID ASTRID. Santa is sick of it! Doesn't anyone remember that ~I~ was the one who introduced Astrid to the Beatles in the first place? ME!! ME!!! Everyone forgets about poor old Klaus, and that pisses Santa off. Santa deserves better recognition than 'Astrid's ex'. Therefore, I have made a petition which I've cleverly titled, 'Santa's Petition'. By signing my petition, you are stating that I am better than Astrid and she owes me everything. If you love Santa and you love Christmas, then you must sign the petition or no presents for you this year. In fact, if you even love the Beatles, you have to sign my petition. I deserve ALLLLL the love and recognition I can get. So what are you waiting for? Here is Santa's email address: Santa_Petition@KlausIsCool.com. If you sign within the next 24 hours, Santa promises to give you all an X-Box for Christmas and guarantees no reindeer crap on your roof. Thats the Santa Guarentee. So join the alliance and sign today! If you don't, then your a bad person who hates Christmas and deserve a fat lump of coal! Make the right decision.
Happy Happy Happy Halloween! The scariest day of the year is coming soon and in honor of this SpOoKy holiday, here are some Scaredy Beatles~~~>