Name: Paul McCartney, though more commonly known as...
Baby Face Macca
Though don't let that baby face fool you!
Occuption: Bandit! We have reports that its a serious case of CLEPTIMANIA: a person who can't help stealing things.
Victims: Little Timmy - missing his bicycle.
Harrod's Hat and Accessories Department - several missing macs. And many, Many more.
His Partner in Crime - John McCartney or more commonly known as...
The Lil Ol' Man
These two villains have been spotted in disguise before. They're sly ones alright, though its said to be true that The Lil Ol' Man "is a very clean man". And you wouldn't know it but the cap you see on that grandfather's head...stolen. Those glasses...stolen. And though his mouth is closed and you can't see, we're pretty darn sure them teeth were stolen too!
The Sentence: Little Timmy's parents have released a statement that they won't press charges on Baby Face and the Ol' Man if they return the bike soon. But what about the others? Harrods replies and I quote, "No comment" - unquote.
What will become of the Baby Face bandits? Will they put the brute behind bars? Or will these two criminal masterminds continue their dirty work in the life of garden-hose stealing and accessorie theft?
Here are a series of photographs taken of Baby Face Macca! They will help you identify him should you come across him. If you spot him, be CAREFUL! Authorities say he may be armed with, yes, a garden hose...a stolen garden hose!